The idiot in the picture above is Tiberiu Urdareanu, one of the richest men in Europe, and, like every rich bastard, he has absolutely no idea what to do with his money. So he decided to invest in the after life, building a freaking mausoleum covered in black marble, with an alarm system, an elevator and 4 underground levels, making my sorry excuse for a home look like a cardboard box in comparasing. Why the hell does he need an elevator and 4 levels, beats me, but what's even more curious is how is he going to pay the electric bills after he dies. Now that's something I would like to know, 'cause I'm having a hard time paying them while I'm still alive. On a side note, guess how this guy makes his money! He's selling security services to Romania. TO THE STATE! WTF? Doesen't Romania have a freking army? What's the deal here?
Anyway, if you are a rich son-of-a-bitch and you're planning in investing in the after life, just give me a call. For half the money, I will bury you half way and paint the rest in your color of choice. That's one grave and a nice statue for the same price. So... what do you say?
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